"Brotip #58.
She's dating you for a reason. If she wanted that dude, she'd be with that dude. Chill out, bro."
"Brotip #59.
Chivalry? New concept: Chill-valry. If she's worth it, you be worth it. But guys who are always Mr. White Knight are tools."
"Brotip #63.
Know the difference between affection and pity. Both when giving and receiving."
"Brotip #65.
Ladies, understand that he might not text you while on a killing spree. Guys, understand that she might not fuck you if you ignore her."
"Brotip #66.
There's a difference between compromising and settling for less than you deserve. The difference is that one is something you should never do."
"Brotip #70.
Whenever someone makes you choose between them or another person, it's usually safer to go with the other person."
I wish some people understood that
"Brotip #71.
Don't take out your frustrations on people that are there for you. No one should be punished for being your friend."
"Brotip #76.
Food is fucking delicious. Stop being a prissy bitch about "calorie intake.""
"Brotip #78.
Calm the fuck down."
"Brotip #83.
Never make decisions when you're angry. Or horny."
"Brotip #87.
Being nice to people you aren't a fan of isn't fake. It's called growing up."
"Brotip #88.
If you're unhappy when you're not in a relationship, you won't be happy in one."
"Brotip #92.
Some people are just bad news. Even if you love them, they aren't good for your life. Give them time to grow up."
"Brotip #95.
Show everyone just how rad you are. There's nothing as rare as someone who isn't afraid to be themselves in front of the entire world."
"Brotip #101.
Relationships come and go. Your haters are replaceable. But bros are forever."
"Brotip #106.
High fives are an acceptable form of agreement, and brofists might as well be legal contracts."
"Brotip #107.
Be the rock your bros can lean on and they'll do the same. No one is strong all of the time, but together you'll get through it."
"Brotip #108.
Three things you should avoid talking about at all costs:
1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Fight Club"
"Brotip #109.
Drunk texts may be notorious, but never underestimate the potential humiliation of sleep-texting."
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