Got bored in 9th period today, so this is what I accomplished.
http://www.brotips.com/
"Brotip #16.
Don't hook up with virgins. They don't need you irreversibly altering their lives and you don't need them following you around for two years."
Why does this sound familiar?
"Brotip #18.
Pick one day of the week where you commit to not doing anything."
Sounds like a plan. All hail Wednesday nights.
"Brotip #20.
They say they like nerds? That means they like attractive people in glasses. Don't break out the Yu-Gi-Oh cards just yet."
I've ranted about this.
"Brotip #22.
We all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. If not, you're that person, and you're annoying."
I could name a few that almost fit the bill, but one that does moreso than others.
"Brotip #25.
If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you."
Words of wisdom, yo.
"Brotip #26.
One of the biggest violations of the bro code is to hit your girlfriend. That is never okay. Ever."
Note to self...
"Brotip #40.
Try not to push it. Have patience and give it time to work out. This advice applies to almost any situation."
I like these rules.
"Brotip #45.
You don't listen to enough music."
True dat.
"Brotip #46.
If somebody comes up to you and goes, "No offense, but..." prepare to be REALLY fucking offended."
No words needed here
"Brotip #52.
A lot of things that you think will make you a badass will make you a statistic. Choose your battles, bro."
Better way of putting what I've said before
"Brotip #54.
If she thinks your status is about her, she probably did something wrong."
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