Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Favorite Brotips 1-55

Got bored in 9th period today, so this is what I accomplished.

http://www.brotips.com/

"Brotip #16.

Don't hook up with virgins. They don't need you irreversibly altering their lives and you don't need them following you around for two years."

Why does this sound familiar?

"Brotip #18.

Pick one day of the week where you commit to not doing anything."

Sounds like a plan. All hail Wednesday nights.

"Brotip #20.

They say they like nerds? That means they like attractive people in glasses. Don't break out the Yu-Gi-Oh cards just yet."

I've ranted about this.

"Brotip #22.

We all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. If not, you're that person, and you're annoying."

I could name a few that almost fit the bill, but one that does moreso than others.

"Brotip #25.

If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you."

Words of wisdom, yo.

"Brotip #26.

One of the biggest violations of the bro code is to hit your girlfriend. That is never okay. Ever."

Note to self...

"Brotip #40.

Try not to push it. Have patience and give it time to work out. This advice applies to almost any situation."

I like these rules.

"Brotip #45.

You don't listen to enough music."

True dat.

"Brotip #46.

If somebody comes up to you and goes, "No offense, but..." prepare to be REALLY fucking offended."

No words needed here

"Brotip #52.

A lot of things that you think will make you a badass will make you a statistic. Choose your battles, bro."

Better way of putting what I've said before

"Brotip #54.

If she thinks your  status is about her, she probably did something wrong."

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