Favorite Brotips 56-110

"Brotip #58.

She's dating you for a reason. If she wanted that dude, she'd be with that dude. Chill out, bro."

"Brotip #59.

Chivalry? New concept: Chill-valry. If she's worth it, you be worth it. But guys who are always Mr. White Knight are tools."

"Brotip #63.

Know the difference between affection and pity. Both when giving and receiving."

"Brotip #65.

Ladies, understand that he might not text you while on a killing spree. Guys, understand that she might not fuck you if you ignore her."

"Brotip #66.

There's a difference between compromising and settling for less than you deserve. The difference is that one is something you should never do."

"Brotip #70.

Whenever someone makes you choose between them or another person, it's usually safer to go with the other person."

I wish some people understood that

"Brotip #71.

Don't take out your frustrations on people that are there for you. No one should be punished for being your friend."

"Brotip #76.

Food is fucking delicious. Stop being a prissy bitch about "calorie intake.""

"Brotip #78.

Calm the fuck down."

"Brotip #83.

Never make decisions when you're angry. Or horny."

"Brotip #87.

Being nice to people you aren't a fan of isn't fake. It's called growing up."

"Brotip #88.

If you're unhappy when you're not in a relationship, you won't be happy in one."

"Brotip #92.

Some people are just bad news. Even if you love them, they aren't good for your life. Give them time to grow up."

"Brotip #95.

Show everyone just how rad you are. There's nothing as rare as someone who isn't afraid to be themselves in front of the entire world."

"Brotip #101.

Relationships come and go. Your haters are replaceable. But bros are forever."

"Brotip #106.

High fives are an acceptable form of agreement, and brofists might as well be legal contracts."

"Brotip #107.

Be the rock your bros can lean on and they'll do the same. No one is strong all of the time, but together you'll get through it."

"Brotip #108.

Three things you should avoid talking about at all costs:
1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Fight Club"

"Brotip #109.

Drunk texts may be notorious, but never underestimate the potential humiliation of sleep-texting."

Favorite Brotips 1-55

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"Brotip #16.

Don't hook up with virgins. They don't need you irreversibly altering their lives and you don't need them following you around for two years."

Why does this sound familiar?

"Brotip #18.

Pick one day of the week where you commit to not doing anything."

Sounds like a plan. All hail Wednesday nights.

"Brotip #20.

They say they like nerds? That means they like attractive people in glasses. Don't break out the Yu-Gi-Oh cards just yet."

I've ranted about this.

"Brotip #22.

We all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. If not, you're that person, and you're annoying."

I could name a few that almost fit the bill, but one that does moreso than others.

"Brotip #25.

If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you."

Words of wisdom, yo.

"Brotip #26.

One of the biggest violations of the bro code is to hit your girlfriend. That is never okay. Ever."

Note to self...

"Brotip #40.

Try not to push it. Have patience and give it time to work out. This advice applies to almost any situation."

I like these rules.

"Brotip #45.

You don't listen to enough music."

True dat.

"Brotip #46.

If somebody comes up to you and goes, "No offense, but..." prepare to be REALLY fucking offended."

No words needed here

"Brotip #52.

A lot of things that you think will make you a badass will make you a statistic. Choose your battles, bro."

Better way of putting what I've said before

"Brotip #54.

If she thinks your  status is about her, she probably did something wrong."