Favorite Brotips 56-110

"Brotip #58.

She's dating you for a reason. If she wanted that dude, she'd be with that dude. Chill out, bro."

"Brotip #59.

Chivalry? New concept: Chill-valry. If she's worth it, you be worth it. But guys who are always Mr. White Knight are tools."

"Brotip #63.

Know the difference between affection and pity. Both when giving and receiving."

"Brotip #65.

Ladies, understand that he might not text you while on a killing spree. Guys, understand that she might not fuck you if you ignore her."

"Brotip #66.

There's a difference between compromising and settling for less than you deserve. The difference is that one is something you should never do."

"Brotip #70.

Whenever someone makes you choose between them or another person, it's usually safer to go with the other person."

I wish some people understood that

"Brotip #71.

Don't take out your frustrations on people that are there for you. No one should be punished for being your friend."

"Brotip #76.

Food is fucking delicious. Stop being a prissy bitch about "calorie intake.""

"Brotip #78.

Calm the fuck down."

"Brotip #83.

Never make decisions when you're angry. Or horny."

"Brotip #87.

Being nice to people you aren't a fan of isn't fake. It's called growing up."

"Brotip #88.

If you're unhappy when you're not in a relationship, you won't be happy in one."

"Brotip #92.

Some people are just bad news. Even if you love them, they aren't good for your life. Give them time to grow up."

"Brotip #95.

Show everyone just how rad you are. There's nothing as rare as someone who isn't afraid to be themselves in front of the entire world."

"Brotip #101.

Relationships come and go. Your haters are replaceable. But bros are forever."

"Brotip #106.

High fives are an acceptable form of agreement, and brofists might as well be legal contracts."

"Brotip #107.

Be the rock your bros can lean on and they'll do the same. No one is strong all of the time, but together you'll get through it."

"Brotip #108.

Three things you should avoid talking about at all costs:
1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Fight Club"

"Brotip #109.

Drunk texts may be notorious, but never underestimate the potential humiliation of sleep-texting."

Favorite Brotips 1-55

Got bored in 9th period today, so this is what I accomplished.

http://www.brotips.com/

"Brotip #16.

Don't hook up with virgins. They don't need you irreversibly altering their lives and you don't need them following you around for two years."

Why does this sound familiar?

"Brotip #18.

Pick one day of the week where you commit to not doing anything."

Sounds like a plan. All hail Wednesday nights.

"Brotip #20.

They say they like nerds? That means they like attractive people in glasses. Don't break out the Yu-Gi-Oh cards just yet."

I've ranted about this.

"Brotip #22.

We all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. If not, you're that person, and you're annoying."

I could name a few that almost fit the bill, but one that does moreso than others.

"Brotip #25.

If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you."

Words of wisdom, yo.

"Brotip #26.

One of the biggest violations of the bro code is to hit your girlfriend. That is never okay. Ever."

Note to self...

"Brotip #40.

Try not to push it. Have patience and give it time to work out. This advice applies to almost any situation."

I like these rules.

"Brotip #45.

You don't listen to enough music."

True dat.

"Brotip #46.

If somebody comes up to you and goes, "No offense, but..." prepare to be REALLY fucking offended."

No words needed here

"Brotip #52.

A lot of things that you think will make you a badass will make you a statistic. Choose your battles, bro."

Better way of putting what I've said before

"Brotip #54.

If she thinks your  status is about her, she probably did something wrong."

yeah yeah yeah

So I've started making two new characters. I'm not putting them in Alpha Omega or Ravensburg Waltz or Ultraviolet. I just wanted to have fresh characters around.

Well okay. That's a lie. One of them is an old character I made for something that he didn't exactly get into, so I sort of abandoned him. So I gave him a recolor and a different outfit. His name's Ambrose Lecroix. I don't even remember if his last name means anything or if it's just French-sounding gibberish. He can spontaneously generate most foodstuffs and some drinks.

The other girl doesn't really have a name yet. Her outfit is vaguely punkish and consists mostly of black and pink and green. She has an undecided hair color (either black or red, either way it's in a ponytail) and one scarred eye that doesn't have an iris. The other one is red. Also stockings.

No real idea what I'm going to do with them, like I said. I guess I just missed having characters around that didn't have a place. Or maybe it's a way of me telling myself that I want to do another roleplay.

I don't know.

Assorted Thoughts

Have you ever been halfway through typing your password to enter a site and then you realize that's not who you are anymore?

I don't understand the adventure update for Minecraft. Isn't the point of the game creation, not to become the exact same RPG everything else is? Minecraft is a sandbox game. It's a game where you dig a mine to find diamonds. It's a game where you use those diamonds and make a new pickaxe out of them, so you can mine harder. Mine faster. Mine better.


You know, it's sad, but I only actually have one part of Alpha Omega that I'm willing to show anyone. There's only one part that I think is good, one part that I'm satisfied with. And that's Godrick's death scene.

I passed Camp NaNoWriMo by because I'm not someone who can come up with a plot off the top of their head, and I forgot it existed until the starting date.

What do you do when you treat someone like crap and then they think that it's because everything they do is wrong? How do you convince them that it really IS you that's being such a douche, and it has nothing to do with their behavior?

Senior year is quickly approaching, and I don't know how I'm going to handle it. I don't even remember half the classes I signed up for. Why did I sign up for Advanced Art? I'm terrible at drawing. And painting. And using charcoal. And digital art. And being creative. I can write. That's about it.

If I could learn proportions without having to relearn realism first that would be nice. I hate realism most of the time, especially still lifes. Art is an escape from reality. Why confine yourself to what you see?

Why can't the Xbox be original? The Kinect came out at least five years before as a PlayStation attachment called the EyeToy. And from what I've heard the EyeToy was more sensitive to movement. Hmm.

Bohemian Rhapsody is a good song to have stuck in your head.

Alpha dog and o-o-omegalomaniac-ac-ac, ac-ac, alpha dog and o-o-omega, mega-lo, welcome to the new deja vu, I can almost see the wizard through the curtains

I'm going to miss the seniors. Heck, I already do. Nobody's going to miss me...

I wish I had time for Orchestra again. And I kind of wish I could sing. And that Mr. Heeren hadn't hated me and kicked me off the flute.

Even if I'm dead to the rest of the world, I know there's one person that cares about me, no matter what. And it isn't my other. It isn't even my best friend. It's someone I met back in eighth grade because she was a friend of a friend. And I think she's the most caring person I've ever met in my life. I wish I were more like her.

I probably like ground, rock, and steel-type Pokemon because they're stable. Tyranitar, Nidoking, Aggron, Mawile, Rhydon, Metagross, Sandslash, Golem, Kabutops, Rampardos, Anorith. Hmm.

I wish I had the power to make America not suck for anyone.

Dull. Tedious. Insipid, even.

Why was I cursed with being boring? Of all people, an accountant, a lawyer, somebody who it would make sense with- why did it have to be me? I'm too young to be boring.

At this age it's practically a crime. I'm perfectly law-abiding most of the time, and when I'm not I don't do anything particularly outlandish. And I even feel bad about those. I'm never enough to entertain my friends, who all love to go out and do fun things. I don't KNOW how to have fun. I know how to write and play video games, and that's about it. I can't even make an interesting conversation.

All I ever do is sit at home and watch Colbert and be prudish, boring, and restrictive to my more free-spirited friends. Why can they even STAND me?!

I wish I were fun.

Ider.

I have too many blogs, yeah I know shut up. But since Godrick doesn't have any way of telling what's going on during, you know, kind of HIS revolution, the one he brought about anyway, I thought, "Hey! Blog!"

Hrm. Kinda sounded like Navi, there.

And given the fact that in that little cloistered corner of the world without a name yet where Team Omega resides currently is, well, cloistered, do you really think they'd let them read the blog of the Catalyst anyway? They'd block that shit so hard it'd fly into next week! But not really.

So, if you haven't heard yet, I'm not going to set up another account for him. (Waste of time, I think.) But I removed my profile from it, at least. So it won't say he's Arkie. >_> You can find the blog itself riiiiight here. -> http://arkierebellion.blogspot.com/

Corny title, I know. Shut up. x)

Gold + ESFJ = nobody really cares, do they?

Personality crap from yours truly.

Gold

You are conventional. You are the pillar of strength and have high respect for authority. You like to establish and maintain policies, procedures, and schedules. You have a strong sense of right and wrong. You are naturally parental and dutiful.

You are good at things that require organization, dependability, management, and detail. You need to be useful and to belong. You are the sensible, stable backbone of any group. You believe that work comes before play.

ESFJ

ESFJs are people persons - they love people. They are warmly interested in others. They use their Sensing and Judging characteristics to gather specific, detailed information about others, and turn this information into supportive judgments. They want to like people, and have a special skill at bringing out the best in others. They are extremely good at reading others, and understanding their point of view. The ESFJ's strong desire to be liked and for everything to be pleasant makes them highly supportive of others. People like to be around ESFJs, because the ESFJ has a special gift of invariably making people feel good about themselves.

The ESFJ takes their responsibilities very seriously, and is very dependable. They value security and stability, and have a strong focus on the details of life. They see before others do what needs to be done, and do whatever it takes to make sure that it gets done. They enjoy these types of tasks, and are extremely good at them.

ESFJs are warm and energetic. They need approval from others to feel good about themselves. They are hurt by indifference and don't understand unkindness. They are very giving people, who get a lot of their personal satisfaction from the happiness of others. They want to be appreciated for who they are, and what they give. They're very sensitive to others, and freely give practical care. ESFJs are such caring individuals, that they sometimes have a hard time seeing or accepting a difficult truth about someone they care about.

With Extraverted Feeling dominating their personality, ESFJs are focused on reading other people. They have a strong need to be liked, and to be in control. They are extremely good at reading others, and often change their own manner to be more pleasing to whoever they're with at the moment.

The ESFJ's value system is defined externally. They usually have very well-formed ideas about the way things should be, and are not shy about expressing these opinions. However, they weigh their values and morals against the world around them, rather than against an internal value system. They may have a strong moral code, but it is defined by the community that they live in, rather than by any strongly felt internal values.

All ESFJs have a natural tendency to want to control their environment. Their dominant function demands structure and organization, and seeks closure. ESFJs are most comfortable with structured environments. They're not likely to enjoy having to do things which involve abstract, theoretical concepts, or impersonal analysis. They do enjoy creating order and structure, and are very good at tasks which require these kinds of skills. ESFJs should be careful about controling people in their lives who do not wish to be controlled.

ESFJs respect and believe in the laws and rules of authority, and believe that others should do so as well. They're traditional, and prefer to do things in the established way, rather than venturing into unchartered territory. Their need for security drives their ready acceptance and adherence to the policies of the established system. This tendency may cause them to sometimes blindly accept rules without questioning or understanding them.

An ESFJ who has developed in a less than ideal way may be prone to being quite insecure, and focus all of their attention on pleasing others. He or she might also be very controling, or overly sensitive, imagining bad intentions when there weren't any.

ESFJs at their best are warm, sympathetic, helpful, cooperative, tactful, down-to-earth, practical, thorough, consistent, organized, enthusiastic, and energetic. They enjoy tradition and security, and will seek stable lives that are rich in contact with friends and family.

Famous ESFJs:

Leonard "Bones" McCoy (Star Trek)
Mrs. Molly Weasley (Harry Potter)

So basically the same thing twice.